pine-cones
Sunday, April 30, 2006
all up in your face

did i tell you about the time i dreamt i beat up 50Cent? i either dreamt it or imagined it really well. pretty sure it didn't actually happen, for a variety of reasons.

anyway, i'm all walking into this public toilet, and 50Cent is in there, using the urinal i guess. anyway, i see him there, and i'm like "Ok, normally i couldn't do this, but seeing as i could get the jump on him here.." so like i take a run up and leap off a cubicle wall or something right onto him. it gets quite violent from there, involving ceramics of various types and so on, but basically i rule. incidentally, all my imaginary tattoos are in place at this point as well.

i can't work out if i dreamt it or whether i read about how it's something Robbie Williams imagines doing sometimes. it's just something that pops in there from time to time.
posted by pine-cones @ 17:00  
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