All hail the Champion Of Chubbers! Young Patters has been taking his time, like an 18-wheeler crawling from the horizon, but once he arrives you can see what a big beast he is up close. For this is the four week Patrick, the one month Patrick, the approximately 672 hour Patrick.
Forsooth he has impressed us all.
Day 1 Day 2
Day 3 Day 4
Day 28 The boy done well.
CHUNK-O-MATIC!
Black hole sun, won't you come.
Check back tomorrow to follow the new experiment of the Incredible Shrinking Patrick, now out of his watery habitat, back in the air and powering down.
