| Thursday, March 31, 2005 |
| woom woom |
i want to be a sub woofer
disguised as a brick
cemented in
and activated |
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| Tuesday, March 29, 2005 |
| chunderful |
| May God put a funnel in the top of your head and pour god-water in it so much that it comes out of your mouth and you turn into a living god-spewing gargoyle happily attached to a big building of God. |
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| Thursday, March 24, 2005 |
| battle of the planets |
I had a bit of trouble getting onto GoogleWar.com, but apparently GoogleBattle.com is even better. Check it out, helpful yellow faces tell you which word is best. Words vs Words & Pictures: Words and Pictures win for nostalgia reasons alone.
Thanks, Lever, for pointing this out! Funs. |
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| Wednesday, March 23, 2005 |
| rollicking time |
| my pal Catherine has had her book published. there's a sample from it on the publisher's website. Coming Back To Life is, of course, available on Amazon as well as on the well-lit shelves of the Edinburgh Blackwells, so it's been said. |
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| Tuesday, March 22, 2005 |
| inflatable hamsters |
Horrors! and the shocks! Hamsters ideal for city living.Peter Logsdail, of the National Hamster Council, said: “A lot of young people are moving into flats or multioccupier accommodation, where it would be impractical to have a dog or a cat. We’re noticing a significant increase in inquiries from people between 20 and 30 and young married couples.” from The Times, 22 March 2005. |
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| Monday, March 07, 2005 |
| random fad |
Randomness. I've had enough of it.
Bring on the providence zeitgeist. |
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| Thursday, March 03, 2005 |
| mentalism |
the other day i managed to cut something out using perfect straight lines. and i mean perfect. i got richard dawkins to verify it and everything.
anyway it's a pretty big deal for me to cut something out, straight. it's something i've struggled with since i was a child because, as some of you know, i have no hands. i have to do everything with the power of my mind.
no, wait. that's not it. ok, ok, i remember now. i have to do everything with the power of my hands, because, as some of you will appr |
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| fame - but deceptively won |
If you type in "Antony Gormley - Still IV" into the bbc.co.uk Search the Web function, this page comes out third in the list.
Sorry to the punter who swung by earlier today, expecting some kind of critical analysis of AG and his fine fettling. Why not assuage your dissapointment by checking out 90daysofhair instead, and then ask yourself "But is it ART?" |
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| Tuesday, March 01, 2005 |
| subcutaneous thumb |
| i am wondering whether humans use their noses to aid with depth perception, similar to the way in which bulls use their horns. |
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