All hail the Champion Of Chubbers! Young Patters has been taking his time, like an 18-wheeler crawling from the horizon, but once he arrives you can see what a big beast he is up close. For this is the four week Patrick, the one month Patrick, the approximately 672 hour Patrick.
Forsooth he has impressed us all.
Day 1 Day 2
Day 3 Day 4
Day 28 The boy done well.
CHUNK-O-MATIC!
Black hole sun, won't you come.
Check back tomorrow to follow the new experiment of the Incredible Shrinking Patrick, now out of his watery habitat, back in the air and powering down.
Word up, this is the word on a 72 hour Patrick. x6 the size of Zero Hour Patters? We think not.
The little lad is increasing though. Check him out. But there are some teating problems in the cranial node. What's the dealy-o? You can tell he is straining hard but the child isn't cut out for such hard targets. Let's give him more time and see how he does.
Still, we must encourage the Patrick, for he has done well. He put in such an effort that he needed his water changing before picture time.
Day 1 Day 2
Day 3 Day 4 Inflatable Patrick is a happy child. He's weirding out the neighbours.
CHUBBY CHECKERS!!
Inflatable Patrick distorts time, space, sound and sight. Observe the limboid.
Check back tomorrow for yet more Inflatable Patrick fun, if it were possible to endure the briefest of waits.
