Got any tips on doing the frog? Apparently your hands have to be shoulder width apart. Bruising of the inner thigh may be a concern.

Victor reminds me of at least three people and is definitely the most interesting, especially compared to checking teletext every 30 seconds to see if there is any very urgent and important breaking football news.

When IS Anchorman coming out anyway?

The views from my room are amazing but I should really spend less time in it. I applied for three jobs last week, it was really difficult to concentrate (apparently being able to hold your breath for a long time improves concentration though), there is a form waiting for me back home and hopefully my email will reveal further insights into the world of employment and how to conquer it like a wild horse released from the stables, ready to sample, dominate and inhale fully, contributing to the great and wonderful cycle of air from plant to mammal and back again.

I have a question for you about death, and that question is this: when you die, do you stop being old? What do you think?

Tony Blair said recently that Michael Howard's appraisal of the Butler report was shoddy opportunism. I find that flummoxing. Opportunism is the name of the game, is it not? Especially when the game you are playing is called opportunism. Flummoxable, is that a word too?

Yes, I am fishing for commentliments.